What in the entire-McMaster-Carr-fastener-catalog-looking hell is this?

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/26/2019 at 19:42 • Filed to: “I’ll take ‘Things that make Bman76 irrationally angry’ for $500 Alex”

Meanwhile, gotta conceal the *actual* fasteners that are doing work.

Oh look, they’re not even actually multipiece or beadlocks:

Holy fuck this is the most insufferable tacticool bullshit I’ve ever read:

Ban tacticool people.

DISCUSSION (38)

benjrblant > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 19:45

Please tell me this jeep had an angry face too

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 19:51

If RICE = Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements can we start calling these joops/brodozers MICE? Military Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

I’m sure these bros and bro ettes will love being compared to a tiny rodent. Lmao

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > benjrblant
06/26/2019 at 19:51

3 to 1 odds it did

Sovande > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 19:52

It's so rugged.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 19:54

That product description is cringey AF

jimz > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 19:57

Well, what do you expect when a Real American (straight) Man proudly states how much he loves watching UFC/MMA, which is little more than two muscular dudes wearing nothing but tight shorts groping each other on the floor?

RPM esq. > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 19:58

Oh cool, the worst wheels I’ve ever seen. Uglier than Teddy Bears, more offensive to the rational automotive mind than giant donk wheels . And even worse tacticool word-vomit for the sales blurb.

daender > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 20:02

I’m gonna guess former Army or Marine who hung around MRAPs and other various vehicles with similar wheels.

Kinja'd!!!

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 20:06

You aren’t a real American unless you drink keystone light, fight for the country, drive a CHRYSLER JEEP DODGE RAM, AND THINK FUEL INJECTION AND KEYLESS ENTRY IS THE DEVIL

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RPM esq.
06/26/2019 at 20:12

You take that back, Teddies are a goddamn international treasure!

facw > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/26/2019 at 20:13

Right? I was willing to give them some benefit of doubt (I mean tastes differ) until I read that...

user314 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 20:27

Kinja'd!!!

Ok, just so I know I haven’t had a stroke, this is just a meaningless stream of words, right?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > daender
06/26/2019 at 20:27

I’m guessing that it’s an airforce guy who’s never been outside the US

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > jimz
06/26/2019 at 20:29

( ° °)

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > user314
06/26/2019 at 20:30

I think I had an aneurysm, but not a stroke.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Sovande
06/26/2019 at 20:30

Ruggedly fake

EngineerWithTools > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 20:58

That’s a crime against the reputation of the useful and strong Hex Socket Head Cap Screw.

Pixel > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 21:08

I have gotten to the point where anything described as “Tactical” that is not an actual piece of military hardware bei ng used by the military immediately identifies the owner as an idiot.

daender > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 21:11

Also a good guess! Another is a wannabe who never got past boot camp...or failed to meet qualifications to join the military.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > user314
06/26/2019 at 21:12

word salad

7:07 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 21:12

That description is so bad, it’s borderline satire.

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

vicali > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 21:35

Tacti-cool-it already..

sad thing is these probably sell 5:1 vs an actual steel offroad wheel.

Cash Rewards > user314
06/26/2019 at 21:39

That sentence is so awful

RPM esq. > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 21:42

I like them. They’re so ugly they’re good again.

Sovande > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/26/2019 at 21:56

But the bolts are so tough.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/27/2019 at 09:48

Imagine what happens when the apprentice tire changer gets presented with that...

Hamtractor > jimz
06/27/2019 at 11:01

I hate it when people equate my love for combat sports with some sort of redneckery or ignorance. It makes me sad. That said, these tacticool goofballs deserve as much mockery as Oppo can provide...

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
06/27/2019 at 12:46

Hopefully he ugga-duggas them into a million pieces.